We plan on leaving about 1 or 2 in the morning so I'm going to be shutting down the laptop here shortly to get some sleep.

If you play, please keep an eye on my my dragons (you have my permission to post them when/where/if you need to) and I'll be back online here in about a week and a half.

<3 Lady B

PS...Don't break the internets while I'm gone.

Updated 01.07.2009

Preferred Pairings:

Slash: Harry/Draco, Severus/Harry, Lucius/Harry, Severus/Remus, Lucius/Arthur
Het: Pansy/Ron, Neville/Pansy, Lucius/Hermione, Severus/Hermione
Threesomes: Draco/Harry/Severus, Severus/Lucius/Remus, Severus/Harry/Remus, Lucius/Harry/Draco
Characters (Gen): Severus adopts Harry/turns out to be his father, Tom/Voldemort adopts Harry/turns out to be his father
Dislikes: Any of my Slash pairings/threesomes with Voldemort, Ginny, Umbridge, Filch, Fudge, Crouch/Crouch Jr, Greyback, Any Death Eaters not already mentioned, The Giant Squid, McGonagall, Dumbledore, or Mad-eye Moody
Highest Rating I Will Read: NC17 baby! The smuttier, the better.

Types of Stories I like:

Hurt/Comfort: Anything that involves rescuing Harry from Dursley/Death Eater abuse. Bonus points if Harry's emotionally scarred from the ordeal and they have to help him feel safe/confident again. I can pretty much read them all, even graphical horrific accounts of rape and child abuse. I won't write it but I can read it. If there are feel-good/sad crying moments in them, even better. Emotionally charged stories are great.

Dumbledore Is Evil!: If Harry's rebelling and finding out Dumbledore lied to him about 99.9% of his life, more's the better.

Harry Re-sorted Slytherin: Goes right along with the item below this. Bonus points if he and Draco/Severus start getting along.

Ron/Hermione/Gryffindor Bashing: I like seeing them get knocked off their high horse every now and then.

Happy endings: are a must!

Death fics: I don't care who you kill (especially if it's Ginny) as long as it's none of my main pairings.

Romance: Junkie here! The more romantice the better.

Magical creature fics: Bring em on! I love the ones where Harry's comes into some kind of MC Inheritence and rebels against Dumbledore.

Mpreg: What's not to like about it? A pregnant main character is awesome.

Kinks: The only thing I won't read is necrophilia. 'Nuff sed.

Squicks: See 'kinks'.

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Do you like Livejournal's Profile Layout Re-do?

I for one...hate the fucking thing. *Looks at Jackie Chan* Yeah, I agree...what the fuck?

Ugh!

In less than 8 hours...I will be heading to the polls to vote for Obama.

This election will probably be the most watched event since the Florida recount in the last election.

I for one will be watching the news on and off while I'm at work tomorrow.

Copy this sentence into your livejournal if you're in a heterosexual marriage, and you don't want it "protected" by the bigots who think that gay marriage hurts it somehow.

LADY B'S ONE CHAPTER FIC CHALLENGE

Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Any
The Challenge: Turn any one chapter of any of your fics into a behind-the-scenes documentary.

Rules:

1. If it's a multi-chapter, only use one chapter.
2. One-shots are eligible.
3. You can make it as porny or crackish as you want. It could even have a scene of Severus [or any of your favorite fandom characters] looking at the director and saying something asinine like "What's my motivation, again?" Maybe even a blooper or two. :)
4. Word length has no meaning.
5. There is no time limit. This is simply for fun and in your own time.

I'd love to see the results when you're done! Masterlist will be added to the asylum by pairing(s) as the stories come in. Comment here or at this post with a link to your fic.

And by all means...feel free to pimp this out!!
[x-posted to darkestmidnight]